Saint Timothy's
Episcopal Church
Indianapolis, IN  USA

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Top 10 Reasons for Being an Episcopalian

(according to Robin Williams, that is)


  • 10.  No snake handling.
  • 9.  You can believe in dinosaurs.
  • 8.  Male and female.  God created them; male and female we ordain them.
  • 7.  You don't have to check your brains at the door.

  • 6.  Pew aerobics.
  • 5.  Church year is color coded.
  • 4.  Free wine on Sunday.
  • 3.  all of the pageantry, none of the guilt.




  • 2.  You don't have to know how to swim to get baptized.
  • 1.  No matter what you believe, there's bound to be at least one other Episcopalian who agrees with you.